Viagra Humour
Thursday, August 30th, 2007Some Viagra Humour
Recently a bloke who we will call Andre informed us that he had forgetten to remove a Viagra pill from his shirt pocket when he sent it to be washed at his laundry. The shirt apparently, has become way too stiff to wear.
Viagra is of late being compared to Disneyland - a two-hour wait for a 1-minute ride.
Dan Quail will not buy nor try Viagra again. His Quote: “I’ve been using this useless viagra stuff for a week and NOTHING! It’s the worst suppository I’ve ever tried.”
Many Men using iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
Rumour has it that when a truck transporting a consignment of Viagra slid off into the Okanagan lake, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.
Apparently New plans are afoot to raise the sunken Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and thus expect it to raise right up.
It’s been quoted that if you buy and take Viagra and Propecia (finasteride hair loss drug) at the same time, things work great - but you are certain to look like Don King, afterward.
Recently a Viagra delivery vehicle was high-jacked: The police are looking for two ‘very hardened criminals’. They expect to impose a stiff penalty under the judical code.